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Feeling Nauti Salt Shield (pre-ocean protector)
Meet Feeling Nauti, your pre-ocean shield. Just a few sprays before you hit the water, and your hair is wrapped in a lightweight, plant-powered barrier that locks in moisture, balances pH, and defends against sun and salt damage.
No heavy residue. No harsh ingredients. Just soft, protected hair that smells like your
favorite beach day.
With Aloe Vera, Vitamin E, and coastal oils, it’s made to rinse out clean—no buildup, just
smooth, beach-loved hair.
3-in-1 pre-ocean protector:
● Moisture-locking strand shield
● pH-balancing prep spray
● Antioxidant-rich sun + salt defense
For all hair types. Reef-safe. No silicones, parabens, or phthalates.
How to use
Spray onto dry or damp hair before heading into the ocean to seal in moisture and protect
your strands. It washes out easily and leaves your hair soft, shiny, and happy.
● Before you head out: Spritz from roots to ends on damp or dry hair.
A little goes a long way.
● Distribute: Comb through, braid, or bun it up.
Features & Benefits
● Pre-ocean protection – Shields strands from sun and salt exposure
● Aloe-based pH reset – Re-acidifies hair for smoother texture and less frizz
● Vitamin E + coastal oils – Combat oxidative stress and nourish from root to tip
● Rinses clean – No buildup, no greasiness—just soft, beach-ready hair
● Signature scent – Creamy coconut, warm sandalwood, and nostalgic beach vibes
● Reef-safe & clean – No silicones, parabens, phthalates, or marine-harming
ingredients
Pro tip: You can use on your skin too!
Landlubber Hair & Skin Reviver
Sun, salt, and surf wrecked your hair and skin?
This fixes it.
Low-maintenance meets high impact—your daily go-to for hair and
skin.
You crushed the session—but now your hair’s a tangled sea monster and your skin feels like driftwood. Landlubber is your after-saltwater reset: a reef-safe, aloe-powered spray that brings the moisture back and smooths things out.
It detangles, conditions, and hydrates your hair and skin. One spray and you're no longer
battling the aftermath of your beach day.
Infused with Coconut Oil, Witch Hazel, Aloe Vera, Rosemary, and Willow Bark, it’s
lightweight, non-greasy, and smells like summer bottled up.
3-in-1 lifesaver:
● Leave-in hair conditioner
● Detangler
● After-sun skin hydrator
For all hair + skin types. No parabens. No sulfates. No nonsense.
If you put one thing in your beach bag, make it this.
Smuggled for low-maintenance, and high-reward—made for post-sun, post-surf, or everyday TLC.
How to use
● Hair: Hold the bottle at arm’s length and mist lightly. Use a brush
or fingers to distribute evenly and detangle. A little goes a long way.
● Skin: Spray generously onto skin and massage in for lightweight, nourishing
hydration.
Features & Benefits
● 3-in-1 formula – Detangler, leave-in conditioner, and after-sun skin spray
● Aloe-based – Soothes and hydrates without weighing you down
● Coconut Oil + Witch Hazel – Softens and calms both hair and skin
● Clean & reef-safe – No sulfates, no parabens, no BS
● Lightweight + non-greasy – Perfect for daily use, any time of year
● Signature scent – Smells like summer, bottled